His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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