That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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