My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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