i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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