worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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