I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if only i could text you this smell
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We are two peas in an std pod
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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