Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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