Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have demons in me.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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