So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
im six kinds of drunk right now
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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