I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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