Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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