I don't think brook has ever known best
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Randomize
