i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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