Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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