Buhtt sex?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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