White coat. Heels.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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