Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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