***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
