he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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