He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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