Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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