Me too!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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