Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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