I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
A bitchslap is in order.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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