We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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