I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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