I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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