she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
