He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
3pm strippers are depressing
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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