good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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