well you can't waste a boner
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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