Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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