I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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