it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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