He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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