I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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