i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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