2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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