And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I can't turn off my feet"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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