And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You have to summon your inner elephant
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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