your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We have so much sex to catch up on
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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