Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Floor bacon is actually really good
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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