Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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