redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
