We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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