Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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