Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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