Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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