why didn't you poke me back
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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