I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
This is my gift to your gina
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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