no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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