they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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